can i sell my feelings on ebay i don’t want them anymore
B Y E
Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??
She is so satisfied with that joke.
when u type ;) instead of :)
this is how I would doctor
My activity spikes every Wednesday because of this post
always reblog on a wednesday, that’s the rule.
Dammit its Wednesday and I would have been rethinking scrolling past this all day if I didn’t reblog
what a sick president
legit the first thing my roommate did when she came back from vacation was tear this down like what the fuck what is the problem with obama giving u some self esteem
i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life