Fucken Right.

klartie:

"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"

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"i made cookies"

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"i did your laundry for you" 

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"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours" 

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callmeoutis:

i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

ewmartin:

crazy-jensenackles-fangirl:

so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.

I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me

monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

d0wnt0wn-lights:

Me when I’m taking to my mom

londns:

if harry styles wasnt famous then he would just be a guy in england who is beautiful and no one would even know about him and how perfect he is and that really bothers me i think about this a lot okay and theres probably so many cute guys in the world who are dorky and can sing like an angel and are kind just like harry and i dont even know about them cus they’re not famous dont touch me im upset

deadlyspoons:

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

acmesalesrep:

curliestofcrowns:

fellwithoutyou:

castielgratia:



I LAUGHED WAY TOO FUCKIGN HARD

IT’S BACK

That is the most intense pizzaiolo I’ve ever seen.

acmesalesrep:

curliestofcrowns:

fellwithoutyou:

castielgratia:

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I LAUGHED WAY TOO FUCKIGN HARD

IT’S BACK

That is the most intense pizzaiolo I’ve ever seen.

houseofwessex:

prototype-the-walter-girl:

dailyshitsandgiggles:

People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one.

That was wild


from start to finish

houseofwessex:

prototype-the-walter-girl:

dailyshitsandgiggles:

People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one.

That was wild

from start to finish